WTF.

Things in code and AI that made me stop and stare.

Reconstructed scenes. Names left out.

Longer writing →

Breaking change. Same major version.

Every time I logged in, my credentials were immediately reported as expired. Log in again. Expired again.

The culprit: two versions of Neon CLI disagree on what expires_at means. Both are 2.x.

Neon CLIexpires_at
2.24.2 · project dependencyMilliseconds
2.6.0 · global installationSeconds

Read a current seconds-based Unix timestamp as milliseconds, and you land in January 1970. Plenty of time to expire.

A shared credential field. A 1,000× difference in units. No major-version bump.

SemVer, minus the semantics.

WTF-001
  • #neon
  • #semver